elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

exit the womb they said

life will be great they said

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

queeniecouncil:

“whats tumblr? what do you do on there?”

clannyphantom:

when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”