whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

writens:

Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

fatwink:

“so how is school going?”

prublems:

my self esteem drops faster than my battery life